Because you like Walter Sobchak in The Big Lebowski
Herion is Mark Renton's favorite drug. He sniffs it, smokes it, swallows it, sticks it up his arse, and injects it into his veins. See them in Trainspotting.
Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.
Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.
Tom Haverford is set on being a world-renowned entrepreneur who dates models. Problem is, he's stuck in Indiana with a lazy business partner. See them in Parks and Recreation.
Alex Russo desperately wants to keep her magic – after all, things are so much easier when you can just wave a wand. See them in Wizards of Waverly Place.
A gifted detective, Rust Cohle is as dark and twisty as any murderer he chases. See them in True Detective Season 1.
A jealous woman is dangerous. A jealous assassin woman like Elle Driver is even more so. See them in Kill Bill vol. 1.
Frederick Frankenstein is an eccentric (O.K., maybe a little insane) professor who is excited to be delving into his family's past. See them in Young Frankenstein.
Mac is a karate-chopping, beer-chugging schemer. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .
For Jack Pearson, the best thing about having triplets is giving three times the love. See them in This Is Us.
Keeping your cool is just as useful in the underworld as in war, and Michael Corleone is stone-cold. See them in The Godfather.