Because you like Prussia in Axis Powers Hetalia

Sam Weir lives for the simple things in life: watching Saturday Night Live and reading comic books. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

David Rose likes his rose chilled, his linens pressed, and his family quiet. See them in Schitt's Creek.

Turanga Leela is the daughter of two mutants who live in the sewers below New York City. See them in Futurama.

Thanks to the contributions of this 14-year-old, the world is only occasionally destroyed by his grandfather. See them in Rick and Morty.

Phoenix Wright is an easygoing defense attorney who is rarely defensive. See them in Ace Attorney Series .

A machete-wielding mass-murderer, Jason Voorhees is a terrifying blank slate. See them in Friday the 13th.

With an abundant supply of alcohol, nice restaurants, and free will, Crowley is a demon who is thoroughly enjoying his time on Earth. See them in Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.

Blunt but anxious, Gretchen Ross bonds most easily with those who have lived tough lives like she has. See them in Donnie Darko.

Playing his cards close to his vest, J. Daniel Atlas believes the closer you look, the less you see. See them in Now You See Me.

Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.