Because you like Seth in Superbad

A dedicated hedonist, Jack Harkness appreciates raunchy stories, stiff drinks, and excellent bottoms. See them in Doctor Who.

Number Five is a 58-year-old man trapped in his 13-year-old body. See them in The Umbrella Academy.

Bucky Barnes used to be a good-hearted American soldier. Now he's the cold-hearted Winter Soldier. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Casey Gardner is an angsty teenage girl with quite a bit of sass that keeps getting her in trouble. See them in Atypical.

Everything is fascinating to Octavia Blake who has been locked away for her entire life. See them in The 100.

Mikey Waters would rather sell his body than rob anybody. See them in My Own Private Idaho.

Quentin Coldwater has always suspected there was something different about him, and now he has the chance to prove it. See them in The Magicians.

Konata Izumi has a live-now, worry-later view of the world. See them in Lucky Star.

Garnet is a Crystal Gem who'll protect her friends with her life. See them in Steven Universe.

A singing nanny, Mary Poppins is practically perfect in every way. See them in Mary Poppins.

A place as peaceful and enlightened as Piltover has no tolerance for a criminal like Jinx. See them in League of Legends.

The cutest kitty this side of the galaxy, Nepeta Leijon is mischievous, caring, and obsessed with romance. See them in Homestuck.