Because you like Evan in Superbad
Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.
Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.
Linda Belcher doesn't prescribe to what society deems as "normal." She narrates her life through song, much to the alarm of everyone nearby. See them in Bob's Burgers.
Success for Eggsy Unwin means joining Kingsman, and failure could mean death. See them in Kingsman: The Secret Service.
Benji Applebaum is not a total nerd. He also happens to be super into magic. See them in Pitch Perfect.
Wendy Testaburger is a born leader who is not afraid to stand up to the other fourth graders for what she believes in. See them in South Park.
A believer in the philosophy of Nietzsche, Dwayne Hoover has taken a vow of silence until he becomes a test pilot for the Air Force. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.
Cyclops shoots lasers out of his eyes, destroying anything in his line of sight. See them in X-Men Series.
Claire Standish is a popular, perfect princess who's deeper than she seems. See them in The Breakfast Club.
Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.
Jack Skellington is a nightmare-man with a soft heart and smooth voice. See them in The Nightmare Before Christmas.