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Deliverer of silver linings and long-winded stories

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Columbus Zombieland

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Jason Voorhees Friday the 13th

This machete-wielding mass-murderer is a terrifying blank slate

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Hey hey kids! Send cash to the studio in case Krusty has gambling debts to pay off

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Don't ask her questions unless you're fine with losing a limb

Bill Haverchuck Freaks and Geeks

The biggest nerd in high school and, therefore, the biggest target for bullies

Freddie Freeman Shazam

A superhero aficionado with a dark sense of humor

Freddie Mercury Bohemian Rhapsody

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