Because you like Vern Tessio in Stand By Me

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.

Love Quinn is a trained chef and excellent girlfriend, but she's hiding something dark. And bloody. See them in You.

Luke Danes will serve you coffee and always be there for you to help out. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Corpse Bride's dreams were taken from her. But now - now she's stolen them from someone else. See them in Corpse Bride.

Veronica Mars is a sarcastic private eye whose biggest mission is surviving high school. See them in Veronica Mars.

Though raised to think of himself as a monster, Quasimodo has a heart that holds nothing but compassion. See them in The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Call her. Beep her. If anyone's in trouble, Kim Possible is there. See them in Kim Possible.

Though he has a brilliant mind for mathematics, Christopher has a much harder time processing the rest of the world. See them in The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time.

More of a sex symbol than a crime-stopper, the original Silk Spectre has now become the ultimate superhero stage mom. See them in Watchmen.

Alex Vause's tattoos and tough exterior cover the fact that she's just a girl with a really intense crush. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Garnet is a Crystal Gem who'll protect her friends with her life. See them in Steven Universe.

Georgina Sparks uses beauty, brains, and power to always get her way. See them in Gossip Girl.