Because you like America in Axis Powers Hetalia

Yes, she's an "older" woman, but that just makes Mrs. Robinson sexier and more seductive. See them in The Graduate.

Donna Meagle has a Benz, a fool-proof strategy to pick up men, and the number for R&B star Ginuine's direct line. Enough said. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Dean Forester is just your friendly, neighborhood grocery bag boy. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

On the football field, Tim Riggins has it together. But off the field, he sports bloodshot eyes and broken hearts. See them in Friday Night Lights (TV).

Andrew Glouberman is trying to make it through puberty with his sanity intact. See them in Big Mouth.

The incomplete experiment of an inventor, Edward Scissorhands was left with blades instead of hands and an unpolished understanding of the world. See them in Edward Scissorhands.

Mikey Waters would rather sell his body than rob anybody. See them in My Own Private Idaho.

David Rose likes his rose chilled, his linens pressed, and his family quiet. See them in Schitt's Creek.

Sam Weir lives for the simple things in life: watching Saturday Night Live and reading comic books. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

Ted Mosby is a hopelessly romantic architect in search of someone to be the mother of his children. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Quentin Coldwater has always suspected there was something different about him, and now he has the chance to prove it. See them in The Magicians.