Because you like Captain Lone Starr in Spaceballs
Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.
A dedicated hedonist, Jack Harkness appreciates raunchy stories, stiff drinks, and excellent bottoms. See them in Doctor Who.
Introspective Theodore Twombly would rather observe life than participate in it. See them in Her.
Angel is fighting as best as he can, but the disease might be too powerful for even his strong, positive energy. See them in Rent.
A Vietnam vet, Travis Bickle spends his days driving his taxi and watching porn flicks. See them in Taxi Driver.
Eponine is a scrappy street urchin with a bad case of unrequited love. See them in Les Miserables.
He may forget his homework, lose his toad, and fall off brooms, but Neville Longbottom can also single-handedly destroy villains. See them in Harry Potter Series.
A self-professed psychopath, James kills small animals for fun. After getting bored of that, he is ready for an ambitious murder. See them in The End of the F World.
Lyra Belacqua is prone to getting in trouble, but she's also clever enough to get out of it. Most of the time. See them in The Golden Compass.
Amy March blends her naturally artistic spirit with a sense of practicality. See them in Little Women.
The White Queen been treated horribly, but the day of her victory is almost near. See them in Alice in Wonderland.
