Because you like Miles Raymond in Sideways

Aslan represents everything good and just, he's just not super reliable. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

It’s a shame that the Seven Kingdoms doesn’t allow a woman to rule. The scheming, focused Cersei Lannister would do a far better job than either of her sons. See them in Game of Thrones.

Polite and clever, Annie James is not afraid to stir up a little mischief. See them in The Parent Trap.

A hurricane of a human being, Marla Singer is destructive and unforgettable. See them in Fight Club.

Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.

Tom Hansen is a full-fledged romantic impatiently waiting for his love story. See them in (500) Days of Summer.

Curving free kicks and crosses is tough, but keeping her soccer passion from her disapproving family is way tougher for Jess. See them in Bend It Like Beckham.

This bite-sized, power-hungry plankton is determined to uncover the secret recipe for the Krusty Krab burger. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Jessica Rabbit isn't bad. She's just drawn that way. See them in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

He's a get rich or die tryin' kind of raccoon. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Can you be reckless and still be in control? Neil McCormick hopes so. See them in Mysterious Skin.