Because you like Miles Raymond in Sideways

Disgust is a friend who makes sure you stay away from all things gross. See them in Inside Out.

Most kids hope for a car for their 16th birthday, but Mia Thermopolis' present is a country to rule. See them in The Princess Diaries.

Leonard Hofstadter is the normal one among his scientist friends, though in fairness that's a low bar. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

His name is Inigo Montoya and whoever killed his father should be prepared to die. See them in The Princess Bride.

The biggest lesson from this inspiring teacher? Carpe diem. See them in Dead Poets Society.

Alex DeLarge likes his favorite milk-based, drug-laced cocktail. It helps him get in the mood for a night of "ultra violence." See them in A Clockwork Orange.

Raiden is an efficient soldier haunted by his repressed past. See them in Metal Gear Series.

Rogue's touch is literally deadly, and she's trying to learn from the older mutants how to manager her powers. See them in X-Men Series.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

Ted Mosby is a hopelessly romantic architect in search of someone to be the mother of his children. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Lois Lane's journalistic success is the result of her tenacity. She will doggedly pursue her leads until discovering the information she needs. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Steve Stifler is more than just a dude with a hot mom. He's also rude, profane, and obnoxious. See them in American Pie.