Because you like Lloyd Dobler in Say Anything

Small and curious, he is a 50-year-old baby of a peculiar green species with unusual abilities. See them in The Mandalorian.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

Oliver Tate is extremely articulate but hopelessly awkward. That's not a recipe for teenage happiness. See them in Submarine.

Ianto Jones' withdrawn nature conceals his emotional pain. See them in Torchwood.

Samwell Tarly is a scholar, not a fighter. But that's not good for an aspiring member of the Night's Watch. See them in Game of Thrones.

Marie Antoinette may be a fun-loving queen who has it all, but her husband doesn't know how to have sex, and an angry mob wants to cut off her head. See them in Marie Antoinette.

Steve Stifler is more than just a dude with a hot mom. He's also rude, profane, and obnoxious. See them in American Pie.

Greg Hirsch is new to the Roy family's cutthroat world of wealth and privilege. See them in Succession.

C is for cookie, and that's more than good enough for him. See them in Sesame Street.

Alex DeLarge likes his favorite milk-based, drug-laced cocktail. It helps him get in the mood for a night of "ultra violence." See them in A Clockwork Orange.

Most of the world has been wiped out from The Beast. And when The Beast comes, Cole MacGrath will be ready. See them in inFAMOUS.

John Locke is an eerily calm, confident believer in the magic of the island that gave him his legs back. See them in Lost.