Because you like Mr. Orange in Reservoir Dogs

The self-proclaimed "only guilty man in Shawshank prison" has wisdom to share, such as the best way to smuggle a Rita Hayworth poster into a Maine prison. See them in The Shawshank Redemption.

Jax Teller can be cool or vengeful, calm or wrathful, depending on the situation. See them in Sons of Anarchy.

Merry Brandybuck is a troublemaking hobbit with a brave streak that some might call foolhardy. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Nandor is a relentless vampire who never admits he's wrong, loves glitter, and can't use a tablet. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

We defy you to find a man who's ever been cooler while simply saying his own name. See them in Casino Royale.

Jughead Jones loves burgers, his friends, and philosophizing with his unique brand of wisdom. See them in Archie Comics.

Roger Kint is a nervous, weak, ham-handed criminal. We think. See them in The Usual Suspects.

Cady Heron is the new girl in town who's also new to the world of high school, period. See them in Mean Girls.

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.