Because you like Jake LaMotta in Raging Bull

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Jonas
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Curiosity and compassion aren't always to Jonas' advantage. See them in The Giver.

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Harley Quinn
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Gotham's unhinged Clown Princess of Crime will call you puddin', then punch you in the face. See them in DC Extended Universe.

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Tyler Durden
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It’s usually the good-looking, charismatic, play-by-their-own-rules types that get everyone into trouble, and Tyler Durden is Exhibit A. See them in Fight Club.

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Gollum
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Gollum is slimy and seething with hatred, the last person you would want to meet in a dark cave. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

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Bojack Horseman
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Bojack Horseman is a former sitcom star who loves sharing his opinions with anyone who will listen. Oh, and drinking. A lot! See them in Bojack Horseman.

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Matt Murdock
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Not only will attorney Matt Murdock get you off the hook, but his alter ego Daredevil might also swing by later and rough up whoever put you there. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

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Allison Reynolds
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High school is Hell, so Allison Reynolds spends her time giving herself tattoos with ballpoint pens and shaking dandruff out of her hair. See them in The Breakfast Club.

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Jonathan Byers
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Jonathan Byers is a kindhearted outcast who tends to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. See them in Stranger Things.

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Jenna Rink
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Jenna Rink is physically 30 but emotionally 13. She has a better excuse than most. See them in 13 Going on 30.

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Phil Dunphy
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Due to his eagerness to hang with his kids and general goofiness, Phil Dunphy comes across as the fourth child of his family. See them in Modern Family.

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Yoda
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Yoda is wise, patient, and capable of kicking ass. He's done his best to mentor young Jedi and protect the balance of Light and Dark. See them in Star Wars Series.

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E.T.
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A cheerful alien, E.T. just wants to phone home. See them in E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial.