Character Recommendations Based on Jake LaMotta

Brilliant "extractor" who's spent the past few years running from the authorities and his inner demons

Fun-loving gangster's wife whose fun can go too far

Not the strongest or fastest, but no one works harder – or punches a side of beef better

Yippee-ki-yay! John McClane doesn't go down without a fight

If this cool mob enforcer is quoting a bible verse at you, you're in trouble

Classy cannibal with an appetite for Clarice Starling

This cheerful alien just wants to phone home

There's never a dull moment when this mischievous high-schooler gets up to his hijinks. Save Ferris!

Swashbuckling archeologist who hates snakes, Nazis, and priceless artifacts falling into the wrong hands

Skateboarder, aspiring rock star, and reluctant time-traveler