Because you like Pedro Sanchez in Napoleon Dynamite

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

A free-spirited girl, Kim doesn't judge by appearances. See them in Edward Scissorhands.

Olive Hoover is an irrepressible child beauty queen (or would-be queen) who doesn't play by your rules. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

Blunt but anxious, Gretchen Ross bonds most easily with those who have lived tough lives like she has. See them in Donnie Darko.

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

Paulie Bleeker is shy, sweet, and super into orange tic-tacs. See them in Juno.

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.

Talking to a stranger on a train is the best decision Jesse Wallace ever made. See them in Before Sunrise.

Tom Haverford is set on being a world-renowned entrepreneur who dates models. Problem is, he's stuck in Indiana with a lazy business partner. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Daphne Blake's unfailing enthusiasm keeps the team's morale up even as they're battling evil spirits and other ghouls. See them in Scooby-Doo.

Michelle Richardson's world revolves around her boyfriend. Alas, his world doesn't revolve around her. See them in Skins.