Character Recommendations Based on Napoleon Dynamite

Ron Burgundy
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Beloved news anchor known for signing off with "Stay classy, San Diego" or whatever his prompter happens to say

Max Fischer
Rushmore
President of every club who's fighting to save Latin at school and kiss his teacher

Derek Zoolander
Zoolander
Is there more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? He thinks not

Calvin Palmer
Barbershop
Community-driven but practical, Calvin's a natural leader even if he doesn't always see it