Because you like Napoleon Dynamite in Napoleon Dynamite

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Ron Burgundy
842

Ron Burgundy is a news anchor who signs off with "Stay classy, San Diego" or whatever his teleprompter says. Bonus: he plays the jazz flute. See them in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.

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David Wooderson
184

David Wooderson has clocked in hundreds of hours cruising around town looking for fun. See them in Dazed and Confused.

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Seth
572

Seth is short-tempered, crude, and terrible at school, but hopefully there's nothing an epic party can't fix. See them in Superbad.

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Quint
324

Quint is a grizzled shark hunter with a love of the sea. See them in Jaws.

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Derek Zoolander
1089

Is there more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? Derek Zoolander thinks not. See them in Zoolander.

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Kumar Patel
232

Kumar Patel is always high, always hungry for sliders. See them in Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle.

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Calvin Palmer
249

Community-driven but practical, Calvin Palmer is a natural leader even if he doesn't always see it. See them in Barbershop.

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Ben Stone
409

A laid-back stoner, Ben Stone wasn't planning on life's ultimate responsibility. See them in Knocked Up.

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Aldous Snow
333

Aldous Snow is a rock star who plays hard and parties harder. See them in Get Him to the Greek.

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Borat Sagdiyev
449

Although Borat has a curious mind, he has no filter, and some very out of date views on just about everything. See them in Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.

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Max Fischer
172

Max Fischer is the President of every club who's fighting to save Latin at his school and kiss his teacher. See them in Rushmore.

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Cosmo Kramer
539

Cosmo Kramer is an eccentric schemer whom you might know better as the "Assman." See them in Seinfeld.