Character Recommendations Based on Napoleon Dynamite

All right, all right, all right!

Short-tempered, crude, and terrible at school, but hopefully nothing an epic party can't fix

Always high, always hungry for sliders

Beloved news anchor known for signing off with "Stay classy, San Diego" or whatever his prompter happens to say

A grizzled shark hunter with a love of the sea

President of every club who's fighting to save Latin at school and kiss his teacher

His American dream? Spring break fo'ever!

Laid-back stoner who wasn't planning on life's ultimate responsibility

Is there more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? He thinks not

Community-driven but practical, Calvin's a natural leader even if he doesn't always see it