Character Recommendations Based on Napoleon Dynamite

David Wooderson Dazed and Confused

All right, all right, all right!

Seth Superbad

Short-tempered, crude, and terrible at school, but hopefully nothing an epic party can't fix

Kumar Patel Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle

Always high, always hungry for sliders

Ron Burgundy Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Beloved news anchor known for signing off with "Stay classy, San Diego" or whatever his prompter happens to say

Quint Jaws

A grizzled shark hunter with a love of the sea

Max Fischer Rushmore

President of every club who's fighting to save Latin at school and kiss his teacher

Alien Spring Breakers

His American dream? Spring break fo'ever!

Ben Stone Knocked Up

Laid-back stoner who wasn't planning on life's ultimate responsibility

Derek Zoolander Zoolander

Is there more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? He thinks not

Calvin Palmer Barbershop

Community-driven but practical, Calvin's a natural leader even if he doesn't always see it