Because you like Needles Kane in Twisted Metal

Cosmo Kramer is an eccentric schemer whom you might know better as the "Assman." See them in Seinfeld.

Whether it's a fire or a pit of lions, there's almost no predicament that Violet Baudelaire can't get her and her siblings out of. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

A daring hacker, Trinity is one of the few rebels who escaped the Matrix, a simulation in which most of humanity is enslaved. See them in The Matrix.

A champion of chivalry, Don Quixote is dutifully bringing good to the world—even when others think he's out of his mind. See them in Don Quixote.

Norma Bates may look like a harmless housewife, but don't let that fool you. See them in Bates Motel.

Shuri is a genius-level inventor with a wicked sense of humor. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Christian is a romantic who for some reason won't stop singing everything he feels. See them in Moulin Rouge.

Buddy Pine is an unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols. See them in The Incredibles.

Wheatley's got an endless supply of bad ideas that he wants to share. See them in Portal Series.

Cosette is an idealistic woman whose innocence stands in contrast to her harsh childhood. See them in Les Miserables.

Shana is a red-haired warrior with a black-and-white worldview. See them in Shakugan no Shana.

A machete-wielding mass-murderer, Jason Voorhees is a terrifying blank slate. See them in Friday the 13th.