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Homer Simpson is a beer-loving disaster in charge of nuclear safety in Springfield. Everybody run! See them in The Simpsons.

Cosmo Kramer is an eccentric schemer whom you might know better as the "Assman." See them in Seinfeld.

Norma Bates may look like a harmless housewife, but don't let that fool you. See them in Bates Motel.

Whether it's a fire or a pit of lions, there's almost no predicament that Violet Baudelaire can't get her and her siblings out of. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Buddy Pine is an unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols. See them in The Incredibles.

Short on book smarts but long on compassion, this high school football player secretly has a soulful side. See them in Glee.

Years of constant assault by mean classmates, rude teachers, and her abusive mother is making Carrie White want to fight back. See them in Carrie.

A daring hacker, Trinity is one of the few rebels who escaped the Matrix, a simulation in which most of humanity is enslaved. See them in The Matrix.

Christian is a romantic who for some reason won't stop singing everything he feels. See them in Moulin Rouge.

Wheatley's got an endless supply of bad ideas that he wants to share. See them in Portal Series.

A champion of chivalry, Don Quixote is dutifully bringing good to the world—even when others think he's out of his mind. See them in Don Quixote.

Shuri is a genius-level inventor with a wicked sense of humor. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.