Because you like Brodie Bruce in Mallrats
Wendy Testaburger is a born leader who is not afraid to stand up to the other fourth graders for what she believes in. See them in South Park.
For Lee Everett, every day is now just another struggle to collect supplies, find other survivors, and stay alive. See them in The Walking Dead (Video Game).
Charismatic, sociopathic, and dramatic, Charlie Bronson wants nothing more than to be famous. See them in Bronson.
Combining an innocent face with an insatiable bloodlust, Eli recruits friends to join the vampire way of life. See them in Let the Right One In.
A no-nonsense pro, Agent K has dedicated his whole life to his job. See them in Men in Black.
Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.
Roger Kint is a nervous, weak, ham-handed criminal. We think. See them in The Usual Suspects.
Alien insists on taking the party with him wherever he goes. And if you're lucky, you'll get to see his gun collection. See them in Spring Breakers.
Major Marquis Warren is a talkative, sharp-eyed, and cold-hearted Civil War soldier-turned-bounty hunter. See them in The Hateful Eight.
Butters Stotch is a kind-hearted student who likes ladybugs, Charlie's Angels, art class, baby-back ribs, and Little Bunny Foo Foo. See them in South Park.
Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.