Because you like Brodie Bruce in Mallrats

Butters Stotch is a kind-hearted student who likes ladybugs, Charlie's Angels, art class, baby-back ribs, and Little Bunny Foo Foo. See them in South Park.

Aldo Raine is in the killing Nazi business. And as he says, business is a-boomin'. See them in Inglourious Basterds.

John Yossarian is trapped in irony as he must be insane to leave the war but if he does try to leave, he'll be deemed sane and will be forced to stay, See them in Catch-22.

As the White House Press Secretary, C. J. Cregg is a master of verbal karate and the best damn basketball player in Ohio Valley history. See them in The West Wing.

Maurice Moss is a dedicated IT guy who even talks like a computer. See them in The IT Crowd.

Andy Bernard is a preppy Cornell grad who's very likely to break into an acapella performance. See them in The Office.

Christian is a romantic who for some reason won't stop singing everything he feels. See them in Moulin Rouge.

A bureaucrat in the Land of the Dead, Manuel Calavera is a jaded, sarcastic loner who just might have a hidden heroic side. See them in Grim Fandango.

Gene Belcher dreams of a future in the limelight, and he doesn't let his lack of talent hold him back. See them in Bob's Burgers.

David Wooderson has clocked in hundreds of hours cruising around town looking for fun. See them in Dazed and Confused.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.