Brodie Bruce

Living… in his hometown in his mother’s basement. Brodie seems content to stay in his state of arrested development.

Profession… none. When his money runs out, Brodie sells his own blood and sperm for money.

Interests… playing Sega or re-organizing his comic book collection. He also spends a lot of time at the local mall with his friend T.S. As Brodie says, “I love the smell of commerce in the morning!”

Relationship Status… single. He is recovering from his break-up with his girlfriend Rene. In a “Dear John” letter, she accused him of having “no direction, no college ambition, no job prospects.” And if that wasn’t bad enough, Brodie learns that Rene had been seeing his archrival, Shannon Hamilton, a clothing store manager.

Challenge… getting back with Rene and sabotaging Shannon. Brodie doesn’t have many ambitions in his life, but he knows that he wants to be with the beautiful Rene. Rather than win her back with lavish gifts or romance, he decides to get woo her with his cunning wit.

Personality… irreverent, rude and unabashedly immature. Brodie refuses to apologize for his slacker attitude towards the world.