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Baloo is a fun-lovin' bear who just needs the bare necessities of life See them in The Jungle Book.

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

Gene Belcher dreams of a future in the limelight, and he doesn't let his lack of talent hold him back. See them in Bob's Burgers.

A stylish agent, Agent J would rather improvise than play by the rules. See them in Men in Black.

How lucky are we that Arthur Curry, the King of Atlantis, hasn't taken over the surface world? Very! See them in DC Extended Universe.

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Aladdin is a street-thief who is on his way up. Way, way up! See them in Aladdin.

A reclusive introvert, Liz Sherman has a temper that's literally lethal. See them in Hellboy.

Morpheus is wise enough to see into the bones of the world. See them in The Matrix.

A brave but pessimistic nobleman, Boromir knows one does not simply walk into Mordor. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Dewey Finn will rock you. He feels rock and roll in his blood and guts. See them in School of Rock.

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.