Because you like Machete Cortez in Machete

SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Joey Tribbiani's true passions in life are acting, sandwiches, football, sex, and asking ladies, "how you doing?" See them in Friends.

Regina George is teen royalty. And anything the queen bee says, goes. See them in Mean Girls.

Some say to survive in Underland you need to be as mad as a hatter–which, luckily, he is. See them in Alice in Wonderland.

Simba just can't wait to be king, but he's got a lot of growing up to do first. See them in The Lion King.

Finn is the world's last human who's "all about" understanding right and wrong. See them in Adventure Time.

A benevolent madman with a blue box, The Doctor is traveling through time and space to heal the wounds of the universe. See them in Doctor Who.

A determined rookie cop , Judy Hopps has her floppy bunny ears to the ground. See them in Zootopia.

Dipper Pines is investigating a truly strange town during the world's wildest summer vacation. See them in Gravity Falls.

He's an eccentric pirate making it up as he goes along. He's Jack Sparrow, savvy? See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

What Ron Weasley lacks in motivation and book smarts, he makes up for in loyalty and street smarts. See them in Harry Potter Series.

An escaped convict on a mission, Sirius Black is brooding, brave, and reckless. See them in Harry Potter Series.