Because you like Machete Cortez in Machete

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.

After figuring out how both the light and dark halves of his soul could co-exist, Jak is maturing into a real hero. See them in Jak and Daxter.

Thanks to the contributions of this 14-year-old, the world is only occasionally destroyed by his grandfather. See them in Rick and Morty.

Georgina Sparks uses beauty, brains, and power to always get her way. See them in Gossip Girl.

With his good looks and magnetic personality, Will Smith seems destined to be a Hollywood megastar. See them in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

A resourceful ship systems engineer, Isaac Clarke does his best to batttle the infection spreading across space. See them in Dead Space.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

C is for cookie, and that's more than good enough for him. See them in Sesame Street.

Samwell Tarly is a scholar, not a fighter. But that's not good for an aspiring member of the Night's Watch. See them in Game of Thrones.

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

Most of the world has been wiped out from The Beast. And when The Beast comes, Cole MacGrath will be ready. See them in inFAMOUS.

A fight every now and then makes Dante's life a little more interesting. See them in Devil May Cry.