Character Recommendations Based on Jamie Randall

Alfredo Linguini Ratatouille

Hapless doesn't have to mean hopeless

Greg Heffley Diary of a Wimpy Kid

He'll be famous someday, but now he's stuck in class with morons

Moe Szyslak The Simpsons

Crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield

Harvey Dent / Two-Face The Dark Knight

Both a noble district attorney and a psychopathic villain, Harvey Dent proves some men really can have it all

Columbus Zombieland

Timid and wimpy. Not great when you're living in a zombie-infested, post-apocalyptic world

Bane The Dark Knight

A cruel supervillain born and raised in the darkness

Creed Bratton The Office

Truly strange man with a mysterious past and an inscrutable blog

Miranda Bailey Grey's Anatomy

This all-business doc dispenses tough love to the interns she trains. Emphasis on "tough"

Manny Ice Age

Surly and sarcastic, Manny travels alone – and prefers it that way

Nadia Vulvokov Russian Doll

A no-nonsense broad with a dark sense of humor and a flippant attitude