Because you like Ben Stone in Knocked Up

Ash Williams is a houseware clerk at S-Mart and the Chosen One. See them in The Evil Dead.

Everyone Barney Stinson knows is getting married or pregnant. But he's just getting more awesome. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Mario is a plumber who wears a ridiculous outfit, eats weird looking mushrooms, and fits himself inside your pipes so he can save a princess. See them in Super Mario Bros..

After being resurrected and discovering his new morphing abilities, Alex Mercer uses them to combat the virus now ravaging New York. See them in Prototype Series.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Don't worry about this forensic scientist offing you unless you're a serial killer yourself. (You're not, right? Just checking.) See them in Dexter.

A super-soldier, Master Chief might be more machine than man. And for humanity's sake, thank God. See them in Halo.

A debonair spy, Harry Hart is the epitome of a gentleman, even when he calmly takes down multiple men with a militarized umbrella. See them in Kingsman: The Secret Service.

A no-nonsense pro, Agent K has dedicated his whole life to his job. See them in Men in Black.

Sarah Kerrigan is pretty much the Queen Bitch of the Universe. See them in StarCraft .

A determined rookie cop , Judy Hopps has her floppy bunny ears to the ground. See them in Zootopia.

Dimitri Belikov is a stoic vampire guardian who has the reserve, focus, and discipline of a soldier. See them in Vampire Academy .