Because you like Kick-Ass in Kick-Ass

It turns out breaking open an ancient cursed statue will do funny things to a girl like Enchantress. See them in Suicide Squad.

Sideshow Bob is a bitter ex-performer who was forced to do inhumane stunts for slapstick comedy. Now he's exacting revenge on his former boss, a clown. See them in The Simpsons.

Gilderoy Lockhart's biggest idol is himself. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Dorothy Gale is a down-home Kansas girl in a bizarre fantasy land with beautiful red shoes. See them in The Wizard of Oz.

Harrison Wells is a brilliant scientist full of secrets. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Dash Parr's super speed helps with his impatience. See them in The Incredibles.

Awkward and anxious. It's not easy being Meg Griffin. See them in Family Guy.

Simon Belmont is a vampire hunter bravely carrying on the family business. See them in Castlevania.

Anastasia Steele's new boyfriend Christian might as well come with a warning label that reads "Beware: Severe Issues That Might Warrant a Trip to Dr. Phil." See them in Fifty Shades of Grey.

Zoe Benson may seem like a shy girl-next-door, but she has the inner fortitude of a powerful witch leader. See them in American Horror Story.

Tifa Lockhart is part mother hen, part martial arts bad-ass. See them in Final Fantasy Series.

Tony Montana makes up for his language barrier with his immense skill at cursing as loud and effectively as humanly possible. See them in Scarface.