Because you like Kick-Ass in Kick-Ass

Dorothy Gale is a down-home Kansas girl in a bizarre fantasy land with beautiful red shoes. See them in The Wizard of Oz.

Simon Belmont is a vampire hunter bravely carrying on the family business. See them in Castlevania.

Sideshow Bob is a bitter ex-performer who was forced to do inhumane stunts for slapstick comedy. Now he's exacting revenge on his former boss, a clown. See them in The Simpsons.

Tony Montana makes up for his language barrier with his immense skill at cursing as loud and effectively as humanly possible. See them in Scarface.

Harrison Wells is a brilliant scientist full of secrets. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Zoe Benson may seem like a shy girl-next-door, but she has the inner fortitude of a powerful witch leader. See them in American Horror Story.

Anastasia Steele's new boyfriend Christian might as well come with a warning label that reads "Beware: Severe Issues That Might Warrant a Trip to Dr. Phil." See them in Fifty Shades of Grey.

Tifa Lockhart is part mother hen, part martial arts bad-ass. See them in Final Fantasy Series.

Mr. Fox will never truly be happy without a dead chicken between his chompers. See them in Fantastic Mr. Fox.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.