Because you like Kick-Ass in Kick-Ass

Deadpool thinks life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. See them in Deadpool.

Bran Stark discovered a scandelous family secret. He swore to keep quiet but soon found himself on the receiving end of attempted murder. See them in Game of Thrones.

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

Jack Twist is a playful free-spirit, but he isn't afraid to fight for what he wants. See them in Brokeback Mountain.

Mr. Fox will never truly be happy without a dead chicken between his chompers. See them in Fantastic Mr. Fox.

It turns out breaking open an ancient cursed statue will do funny things to a girl like Enchantress. See them in Suicide Squad.

This elf loves smiling, eating sugar, and spreading Christmas cheer. And no matter what, Buddy always sees the best in people. See them in Elf.

It's impossible to say whether Winifred Burkle is cuter than she is smart, or vice versa. See them in Angel.

Tifa Lockhart is part mother hen, part martial arts bad-ass. See them in Final Fantasy Series.

Simon Belmont is a vampire hunter bravely carrying on the family business. See them in Castlevania.

Sideshow Bob is a bitter ex-performer who was forced to do inhumane stunts for slapstick comedy. Now he's exacting revenge on his former boss, a clown. See them in The Simpsons.

Harrison Wells is a brilliant scientist full of secrets. See them in DC Extended Universe.