Because you like Hit-Girl in Kick-Ass

With an abundant supply of alcohol, nice restaurants, and free will, Crowley is a demon who is thoroughly enjoying his time on Earth. See them in Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.

A crabby troll, Karkat Vantas is perpetually angry about his lot in life. See them in Homestuck.

Rory Gilmore usually can be found with her nose in a book and coffee in hand, talking with her mom as quickly as the words can spill out. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Though Twilight might be opposed to it, her new friends might just be able to teach this serious-minded pony how to relax. See them in My Little Pony.

Phoebe Halliwell is a bestselling author and martial arts master with power of premonitions. See them in Charmed.

Mitchell Pritchett prefers to have a place for everything and everything in its place. See them in Modern Family.

Being beautiful and rich doesn't guarantee happiness for Cheryl Blossom. See them in Riverdale.

He's a troubled insomniac in search of a moment to rest and a meaning to his existence. See them in Fight Club.

Susanna Kaysen is an aspiring writer, despairing young woman who struggles with suicidal thoughts. See them in Girl, Interrupted.

What Mako Mankanshoku lacks in common sense, she makes up for in sheer optimism and force of personality. See them in Kill la Kill.

Manipulative, gorgeous, and sharp as a tack, Blair Waldorf is a classic product of the Upper East Side. See them in Gossip Girl.

Aerith Gainsborough has lived a simple life, but when the world is threatened she's willing to step up and do whatever she can to help. See them in Final Fantasy Series.