Because you like Big Daddy in Kick-Ass

Charismatic, sociopathic, and dramatic, Charlie Bronson wants nothing more than to be famous. See them in Bronson.

Marge Simpson is a mostly happy housewife and subscriber to Sponge and Vacuum Magazine. See them in The Simpsons.

World domination and Superman's demise are next on Lex Luthor's to-do list. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Cady Heron is the new girl in town who's also new to the world of high school, period. See them in Mean Girls.

Clank is the quintessential rational, intelligent robot sidekick. See them in Ratchet & Clank.

Greg Heffley will be famous someday, but now he's stuck in class with morons. See them in Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Jillian Holtzmann's madcap mind is always whirring and she will transform anything into one of her machines. See them in Ghostbusters (2016).

Despite being at the bottom of the social hierarchy in school, Eric Effiong is an upbeat student who loves makeup and fashion. See them in Sex Education.

Simon Belmont is a vampire hunter bravely carrying on the family business. See them in Castlevania.

Robin Scherbatsky is a former teen pop star who loves dogs and is scared of relationships. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

A meek schoolteacher, Mary Margaret Blanchard can't remember her past as a spirited, swashbuckling Snow White. See them in Once Upon a Time.