Because you like Mario in Super Mario Bros.

Peter Venkman's "research" projects are designed to get undergraduate students to sleep with him. Though it turns out he can bust ghosts. See them in Ghostbusters.

Cosmo Kramer is an eccentric schemer whom you might know better as the "Assman." See them in Seinfeld.

SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

There are men who embrace destiny and do not show their fear. These are the ones that change the world forever. See them in Dragon Age Series.

Nothing instills more fear in the Empire than the deep kshhh of Darth Vader breathing through his helmet. See them in Star Wars Series.

If you hang out with Bender in cool dive bars in 31st century New York, make sure you're on his "Do Not Kill" list. See them in Futurama.

Steve Rogers is a good soldier. But above all, he's a good man. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Boomerang is equally skilled at tossing boomerangs and tossing back beers. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Peter Pan is a boy who never grew up. See them in Peter Pan.

Ash Williams is a houseware clerk at S-Mart and the Chosen One. See them in The Evil Dead.

Sarah Kerrigan is pretty much the Queen Bitch of the Universe. See them in StarCraft .

You couldn't ask for a better, or weirder, daughter like Cassie. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.