Because you like Mario in Super Mario Bros.

You'll never get Alaska Young. And that's the whole point. See them in Looking for Alaska.

Oliver Tate is extremely articulate but hopelessly awkward. That's not a recipe for teenage happiness. See them in Submarine.

Not a great influence with her classmates, this 13-year-old "cool girl" likes to shoplift, chug alcohol, and snort crushed pills. See them in thirteen.