Because you like Alan Grant in Jurassic Park

Cynicism is his armor and words are his weapons, but what Tyrion Lannister would really like is some nice wine. See them in Game of Thrones.

If you hang out with Bender in cool dive bars in 31st century New York, make sure you're on his "Do Not Kill" list. See them in Futurama.

Stewie Griffin is just your average evil-genius, talking, sociopathic baby. See them in Family Guy.

A beacon of positivity with a brilliant legal mind to boot, Elle Woods breaks down stereotypes about what girls can and can't do. See them in Legally Blonde.

Cher Horowitz may have a problem with hubris, but she looks utterly fabulous while learning a lesson about the dangers of meddling. See them in Clueless.

The only thing that can match Rose's looks are her hot temper and free spirit. See them in Titanic.

Tina Belcher is on the cusp of puberty, and she has no shame when it comes to boys, butts, and brassieres. See them in Bob's Burgers.

Everyone Barney Stinson knows is getting married or pregnant. But he's just getting more awesome. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Both brave and foolhardy, Thomas trusts his instincts above all else. See them in The Maze Runner.

Beca Mitchell fancies herself an edgy loner, but it turns out being part of a group can be aca-amazing. See them in Pitch Perfect.

Finn is the world's last human who's "all about" understanding right and wrong. See them in Adventure Time.

Regina Mills is a cold evil queen turned chilly town mayor. See them in Once Upon a Time.