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He may forget his homework, lose his toad, and fall off brooms, but Neville Longbottom can also single-handedly destroy villains. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Roger is a pansexual alcoholic non-human who will happily lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants. See them in American Dad!.

With an abundant supply of alcohol, nice restaurants, and free will, Crowley is a demon who is thoroughly enjoying his time on Earth. See them in Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.

When he’s not working at the banana stand or awkwardly hitting on his cousin, George Michael tries his best to appease his father. See them in Arrested Development.

Tail's smarts and helpful nature come in handy in a pinch. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.

Celine's a spontaneous Parisian college student enjoying the night of her life. See them in Before Sunrise.

The party never really ends with Penny Lane, a rock-worshipping groupie who is refreshingly self-aware and free-spirited. See them in Almost Famous.

Not a great influence with her classmates, this 13-year-old "cool girl" likes to shoplift, chug alcohol, and snort crushed pills. See them in thirteen.

Lane Kim is the drummer for Hep Alien, but don't let her mom know. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Basil Hallward is dominated, soul, brain, and power by Dorian. See them in Dorian Gray.

What Troy Barnes lacks in common sense, he makes up for with heart. See them in Community.

Eddie Brock is a big-hearted investigative journalist who is going through the world's weirdest identity crisis. See them in Venom.