Because you like Jupiter Jones in Jupiter Ascending

Yuri Plisetsky's a hotheaded punk off the ice, incredible artist on it. See them in Yuri on Ice.

Oliver Tate is extremely articulate but hopelessly awkward. That's not a recipe for teenage happiness. See them in Submarine.

Tony Stonem is the golden boy of Bristol. Problem is, he knows it. See them in Skins.

A crabby troll, Karkat Vantas is perpetually angry about his lot in life. See them in Homestuck.