Because you like Peter Klaven in I Love You, Man

Tom Hansen is a full-fledged romantic impatiently waiting for his love story. See them in (500) Days of Summer.

John Wick is a widowed former Navy Seal who becomes a notoriously effective hitman, killing over 124 people with gunshots alone. See them in John Wick.

Butters Stotch is a kind-hearted student who likes ladybugs, Charlie's Angels, art class, baby-back ribs, and Little Bunny Foo Foo. See them in South Park.

Prim and proper Allie Hamilton was raised to follow the rules. But she's got a fiery rebellious side too. See them in The Notebook.

Tonya Harding has been shoved around her whole life. She just wants to feel free. See them in I Tonya.

Jackie Burkhart is a privileged princess with a healthy dose of self-confidence. See them in That '70s Show.

Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

A photographic memory is just one of many skills Lexie Grey brings to the table as a surgeon. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.