Because you like Nicholas Angel in Hot Fuzz

The Ice King is lonely and looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet. See them in Adventure Time.

This elf loves smiling, eating sugar, and spreading Christmas cheer. And no matter what, Buddy always sees the best in people. See them in Elf.

Jacob Kowalski is just a baker caught up in an otherworldly adventure. See them in Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them.

Mike Ehrmantraut is rutheless, merciless, and probably the most endearing hitman you've ever met. See them in Breaking Bad.

Kara "Starbuck" Thrace will beat you in cards, drink you under the table, then fly circles around you in her fighter plane. See them in Battlestar Galactica.

Turanga Leela is the daughter of two mutants who live in the sewers below New York City. See them in Futurama.

For Louie C.K., comedy is tough but fatherhood is even tougher. See them in Louie.

Ash Williams is a houseware clerk at S-Mart and the Chosen One. See them in The Evil Dead.

Paulie Bleeker is shy, sweet, and super into orange tic-tacs. See them in Juno.

For Elton John, the road to stardom is a rocky ride. See them in Rocketman.

Beware! Anton Chigurh carries a coin with him, which he forces his victims to flip to decide whether they will live or die. See them in No Country for Old Men.

A company man who has never done a day of work, Creed Bratton pursues sketchy extracurricular activities that keep him busy. See them in The Office.