Because you like Danny Butterman in Hot Fuzz

Boomerang is equally skilled at tossing boomerangs and tossing back beers. See them in DC Extended Universe.

This elf loves smiling, eating sugar, and spreading Christmas cheer. And no matter what, Buddy always sees the best in people. See them in Elf.

David Rose likes his rose chilled, his linens pressed, and his family quiet. See them in Schitt's Creek.

Sam Weir lives for the simple things in life: watching Saturday Night Live and reading comic books. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

Usually the life of the party, Laszlo is now seriously planning the vampiric takeover of the New World. Or at least Staten Island. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

A devoted butler, Alfred Pennyworth is both a fiercely protective guardian and a lethal gunman. See them in Gotham.

Darcy Lewis is a razor-sharp scientist studying things that science can't explain. See them in Thor.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Kubo is a storyteller at heart who's tapping into his sense of adventure. See them in Kubo and the Two Strings.

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

Mikey Waters would rather sell his body than rob anybody. See them in My Own Private Idaho.