Because you like Dale Arbus in Horrible Bosses

Dory is more than a little forgetful, but she'll always remember to have your back. See them in Finding Nemo.

Some say to survive in Underland you need to be as mad as a hatter–which, luckily, he is. See them in Alice in Wonderland.

Finn is the world's last human who's "all about" understanding right and wrong. See them in Adventure Time.

Tony Stark's interests include cocktails, beautiful women, particle physics, and saving the world. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

He tells you everything you need to know: "I. Am. Groot." See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Dipper Pines is investigating a truly strange town during the world's wildest summer vacation. See them in Gravity Falls.

Not only will attorney Matt Murdock get you off the hook, but his alter ego Daredevil might also swing by later and rough up whoever put you there. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

A baker turned reluctant fighter, Peeta Mellark can charm his way out of just about any situation. See them in The Hunger Games .

Chandler Bings keeps his friends on their toes with his cutting wit, all the while trying to discover his own place in life. Could he BE any funnier? See them in Friends.

A daring conman, Flynn Rider is so charismatic that you might not mind when he steals from you. See them in Tangled.

His murderous megalomania aside, Loki is quite charming. Just don't mention his strapping older brother; he's a tad jealous. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.