Because you like Hedwig in Hedwig and the Angry Inch

John Yossarian is trapped in irony as he must be insane to leave the war but if he does try to leave, he'll be deemed sane and will be forced to stay, See them in Catch-22.

In his heart, this student rebel is more of a lover than a fighter. See them in Les Miserables.

Charismatic, sociopathic, and dramatic, Charlie Bronson wants nothing more than to be famous. See them in Bronson.

Years of being a social outcast have taken a toll, but Elphaba is willing to be wicked if it means she can do good. See them in Wicked .

David Wooderson has clocked in hundreds of hours cruising around town looking for fun. See them in Dazed and Confused.

If Lisbeth Salander can hurt a bastard who deserves it by digging up stuff about him, she feels good. See them in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.

Imperator Furiosa is a badass patriarchy toppler. She'll do anything to secure a better, freer future for the women she cares for. See them in Mad Max: Fury Road.

A conflicted small-town preacher, Jesse Custer leaves an unexpectedly bloody path in his wake. See them in Preacher.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Remy Hadley is a closed book—a cynical, super-smart closed book. See them in House M.D..

Victor Frankenstein can create life, so he's pretty awesome if he says so himself. See them in Frankenstein.