Because you like Hedwig in Hedwig and the Angry Inch

High school is Hell, so Allison Reynolds spends her time giving herself tattoos with ballpoint pens and shaking dandruff out of her hair. See them in The Breakfast Club.

Jade Jade Harley might not be the best at reading social cues, but her bravery and selflessness means she's a great friend to have. See them in Homestuck.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

For Jack Pearson, the best thing about having triplets is giving three times the love. See them in This Is Us.

Tony Stonem is the golden boy of Bristol. Problem is, he knows it. See them in Skins.

Patrick's time as a fake psychic made him a master manipulator. But he now seeks to only use his talent for good. See them in The Mentalist.

A confident celebrity, Allison Hargreeves wasn't quite careful enough about what she wished for. See them in The Umbrella Academy.

Using a bracelet his late mother gave him, Apollo Justice can sense when other people are nervous based on even the most subtle signs. See them in Ace Attorney Series .

The brilliant Mona Vanderwaal is proof that undergoing an "extreme makeover" isn't always a good thing. See them in Pretty Little Liars.

Whether it's a companion he’s failed or lingering guilt from the war, the Doctor can never truly let go of his past lives. See them in Doctor Who.

Michael Scofield is no criminal, and he didn't get jailed by accident. See them in Prison Break.