Because you like Hedwig in Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Margo loves mysteries so much that she becomes one. See them in Paper Towns.

Jenna Rink is physically 30 but emotionally 13. She has a better excuse than most. See them in 13 Going on 30.

Zeratul is cryptic, mystic, and not to be messed with. See them in StarCraft .

Donkey Kong is a strong, banana-loving, and caring uncle to Diddy Kong. See them in Donkey Kong.

A bumbling hobbit, Bilbo Baggins is becoming a part of something much larger than himself as he embarks on a quest. See them in The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.

A reclusive introvert, Liz Sherman has a temper that's literally lethal. See them in Hellboy.

Dolores Umbridge keeps her villainy hidden (albeit poorly) behind a sheen of sugary pink politeness. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Ron Swanson is the man's man's man's man. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Milhouse Van Houten is happy to be second banana. See them in The Simpsons.

A confident celebrity, Allison Hargreeves wasn't quite careful enough about what she wished for. See them in The Umbrella Academy.

A loyal dinosaur, Yoshi loves both saving the day and chowing down on a good meal. See them in Super Mario Bros..

High school is Hell, so Allison Reynolds spends her time giving herself tattoos with ballpoint pens and shaking dandruff out of her hair. See them in The Breakfast Club.