Because you like Jason "J.D." Dean in Heathers

Cinderella will sacrifice herself to keep her family's memory alive. See them in Cinderella (Live Action).

Despite Norman Bates' typically kind and shy personality, he is also prone to occasional violent outbursts. See them in Bates Motel.

David Rossi may chase serial killers for a living, but he's more interested in what wine pairs well with tonight's parmigiana. See them in Criminal Minds.

Polite and clever, Annie James is not afraid to stir up a little mischief. See them in The Parent Trap.

Frank Reynolds is too gross even for the prostitutes he hires. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Chuck Bartowski is a sweet, laid-back electronics store/top secret government employee. See them in Chuck.

Alex Dunphy's self-reliant intelligence comes with a healthy dash of sarcasm. See them in Modern Family.

Princess Fiona is a damsel who doesn't need saving, but she's cursed with an embarrassing secret. See them in Shrek.

Pro tip: the psych ward is not the best place to find a mentor like Lisa Rowe. See them in Girl, Interrupted.

Quinn Fabray can become a monster when there is something she wants. See them in Glee.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

A deadbeat dad and small-time con-artist, Frank Gallagher gives nothing and yet expects everything. See them in Shameless.