Because you like Jason "J.D." Dean in Heathers

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.

A deadbeat dad and small-time con-artist, Frank Gallagher gives nothing and yet expects everything. See them in Shameless.

Can you be reckless and still be in control? Neil McCormick hopes so. See them in Mysterious Skin.

Andrew Glouberman is trying to make it through puberty with his sanity intact. See them in Big Mouth.

Winn Schott is just your friendly neighborhood superhero support system. See them in Supergirl.

Aslan represents everything good and just, he's just not super reliable. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Pro tip: the psych ward is not the best place to find a mentor like Lisa Rowe. See them in Girl, Interrupted.

GLaDOS will supply the food when you get together: a delicious cake. Of course, it could just be a trap so she can kill you. It’s hard to say. See them in Portal Series.

Fear is a ball of nerves and a voice of caution. See them in Inside Out.

Polite and clever, Annie James is not afraid to stir up a little mischief. See them in The Parent Trap.

Gretchen Wieners is the gossip queen in her clique. See them in Mean Girls.

Peter Pevensie shows as much courage as a child king as he did under The Blitz of London. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.