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This beautiful aesthete wins the hearts of both ladies and men. But Dorian Gray also happens to have his soul sealed in a painting. See them in Dorian Gray.

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Gregor Samsa is an ordinary man in an abnormal predicament. See them in The Metamorphosis.

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