Character Recommendations Based on Harold Chasen

Oliver Tate Submarine

Extremely articulate. Hopelessly awkward. Not a recipe for teenage happiness

Columbus Zombieland

Timid and wimpy. Not great when you're living in a zombie-infested, post-apocalyptic world

Moe Szyslak The Simpsons

Crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield

Aldo Raine Inglourious Basterds

Despite his friendly demeanor, he's one of the most fearsome soldiers in the army

Marla Singer Fight Club

She's a hurricane of a human being, destructive and unforgettable

Jessica Rabbit Who Framed Roger Rabbit

She's not bad, she's just drawn that way

Joel Barish Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

He's not convinced that ignorance is bliss

Nick O'Leary Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist

A soulful bass player who can't stop sending breakup CDs to his ex

Michael Corleone The Godfather

Keeping your cool is just as useful in the underworld as in war, and he's stone-cold

Victor Van Dort Corpse Bride

"I will lift her sorrows. Her cup will never empty, for I will be her wine."