Character Recommendations Based on Harold Chasen

Oliver Tate Submarine

Extremely articulate. Hopelessly awkward. Not a recipe for teenage happiness

Buddy Pine / Syndrome The Incredibles

Unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols

Marla Singer Fight Club

She's a hurricane of a human being, destructive and unforgettable

Columbus Zombieland

Timid and wimpy. Not great when you're living in a zombie-infested, post-apocalyptic world

Michael Corleone The Godfather

Keeping your cool is just as useful in the underworld as in war, and he's stone-cold

Aldo Raine Inglourious Basterds

Despite his friendly demeanor, he's one of the most fearsome soldiers in the army

Moe Szyslak The Simpsons

Crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield

Anya Jenkins Buffy the Vampire Slayer

She's got a real harsh bark to go with her demonic bite

Liz Sherman Hellboy

A reclusive introvert with a temper that's literally lethal

Gretchen Wieners Mean Girls

She's the gossip queen in her clique. That's why her hair is so big—it's full of secrets