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Borat Sagdiyev Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

Kazakh journalist whose lack of understanding of America is matched only by his cluelessness about everything else

Major Marquis Warren The Hateful Eight

A talkative, sharp-eyed, and cold-hearted Civil War soldier-turned-bounty hunter

Max Payne Max Payne

Too focused on avenging the past to plan for the future

Barry Egan Punch Drunk Love

Has too many anger issues to list here

Ryu Hayabusa Ninja Gaiden

Those who stand against this singular super ninja are doomed to fail

Django Django Unchained

He was once a slave. Now that he has a taste of freedom, he understandably wants a full meal

Marv Sin City

A brutish but principled thug who'd be right at home on an ancient battlefield

Silk Spectre Watchmen

More of a sex symbol than a crime-stopper, the original Silk Spectre has now become the ultimate superhero stage mom

Jeff Lebowski The Big Lebowski

The Dude. Or His Dudeness, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into that whole brevity thing

Morrigan Aensland Darkstalkers

This sexy succubus lives for pleasure