Because you like Jason Voorhees in Friday the 13th

Marshall Eriksen is a lawyer in love who is enjoying life. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

The only constant in Night Vale is Cecil's hypnotic voice. See them in Welcome to Night Vale.

A lone wolf with a confrontational streak, Bigby wants to dedicate his life to doing good. See them in The Wolf Among Us.

Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Although Borat has a curious mind, he has no filter, and some very out of date views on just about everything. See them in Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.

Jane Smith is a stone-cold killer, but you would never know it from looking at her. See them in Mr. & Mrs. Smith.

Ace pilot Asuka Langley Soryu is confident, haughty, and a little less grown-up than she pretends to be. See them in Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Everyone is just a chess piece, and Izaya Orihara is a master player. See them in Durarara!!.

A precocious 11-year-old, Satsuki Kusakabe is not quite as grown up as she pretends to be. See them in My Neighbor Totoro.

Susie Salmon has a big heart, even though it's not beating anymore. See them in The Lovely Bones.

Michael Bluth is the only sane person in a family of eccentrics. At least, that's how he thinks of himself. See them in Arrested Development.

A talented OBGYN, Addison Montgomery is trying to figure out the whole love and marriage thing. See them in Grey's Anatomy.