Because you like Jason Voorhees in Friday the 13th

Elio Perlman likes the piano, peaches, and his father's new research assistant a little too much. See them in Call Me by Your Name.

Veronica Sawyer thinks that if you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game-show host. See them in Heathers.

Wanting more out of life, Pam Beesly has a job she isn't crazy about and is engaged to a guy she's not sure is "The One." See them in The Office.

Rue is an icy prima ballerina whose obsession with perfection obscures a hidden desire to be loved. See them in Princess Tutu.

Rue Bennett has been overprescribed and under-supervised her entire life. See them in Euphoria.

The only constant in Night Vale is Cecil's hypnotic voice. See them in Welcome to Night Vale.

A premier member of the leather cat-suit club, Selene can chill you with a stony look, or ice you with her ninja moves. See them in Underworld.

Marshall Eriksen is a lawyer in love who is enjoying life. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

A dedicated hedonist, Jack Harkness appreciates raunchy stories, stiff drinks, and excellent bottoms. See them in Doctor Who.

Cisco Ramon is a proud, enthusiastic member of a superhero support team. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Sydney Novak claims she’s “not special,” but her self-reportedly average life changes quickly once she begins to develop powers she can’t control. See them in I Am Not Okay With This.