Because you like Jason Voorhees in Friday the 13th

An ambitious man of science, Norman Osborn has become green with envy over Spider-Man's powers. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

Rick Dalton is an aging actor with insecurity issues. See them in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

Ezra Fitz is a young English teacher hounded by his own relationship mistakes. See them in Pretty Little Liars.

Hayley Stark is a sarcastic 14-year-old with an unusual passion. See them in Hard Candy.

Piper Halliwell is the most kind and caring Charmed One. See them in Charmed.

The cutest kitty this side of the galaxy, Nepeta Leijon is mischievous, caring, and obsessed with romance. See them in Homestuck.

Cosette is an idealistic woman whose innocence stands in contrast to her harsh childhood. See them in Les Miserables.

Alyssa Foley is a blunt and crass teenage runaway. See them in The End of the F World.

Sensual, wild, and with a penchant for controlled substances, Lily is a ballet dancer who isn't afraid to let loose. See them in Black Swan.

Dolores Umbridge keeps her villainy hidden (albeit poorly) behind a sheen of sugary pink politeness. See them in Harry Potter Series.

A super-soldier, Master Chief might be more machine than man. And for humanity's sake, thank God. See them in Halo.