Because you like Jason Voorhees in Friday the 13th

Blake Henderson is happiest smoking weed on the roof ‘til the end of time, but the real world just has a way of killing his vibe. See them in Workaholics.

Spike is punk meets vampire meets romantic poet. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Maddy Perez seems like an angel until she opens her mouth. See them in Euphoria.

Amy Townsend rarely wakes up in the same bed twice. See them in Trainwreck.

First Lady Melody Grant is conspiring to stay in the White House, but she stays a few steps behind her husband because that’s where she "belongs." See them in Scandal.

Todd Anderson has some “big shoes to fill” at Welton Academy, and new English teacher Mr. Keating isn’t letting him get away with staying silent in class. See them in Dead Poets Society.

All it takes to change the course of history is the will of a single man called John Price. See them in Call of Duty Series.

Juno MacGuff is hoping sarcasm will get her through the stress of teenage life. And also, teenage pregnancy. See them in Juno.

Tiffany Maxwell wishes people would stop reminding her about her dead husband. See them in Silver Linings Playbook.

Let's just say Sheldon Oberon is having an out-of-body experience like no other. See them in Jumanji.

This is not a democracy. According to Torrance Shipman, it's a "cheerocracy." See them in Bring It On.

Artemis Fowl understands the way of the world. If he wins, he's a prodigy. If he loses, then he's crazy. That is how history is written. See them in Artemis Fowl.